A Field Guide to Elephpants
Detailing the attributes, habitats, and variations of the Elephpas hypertextus.
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The PHP elephpant, Elephpas hypertextus, was first sketched by Vincent Pontier in 1998. For ten years it was only seen in drawings. The plush elephpant was first sighted in 2007. Since that time a large number of variations have been observed in the wild.
The typical elephpant stands 6" (15cm) tall, with ears that extend above its head, and 8" (20cm) long including its frayed tail. The more rare “jumbo” variety stands 14" (26cm) tall and 20" (51cm) long. It is otherwise identical in appearance to the smaller animals. Due to the larger resources needed to procure a jumbo variety, and the increased space requirements for keeping one, they are considerably more rare. Not all colors have been seen in the jumbo size.
Blue is the original and traditional color, but elephpants have been seen in most primary and secondary colors, and new colors are appearing in the wild on a increasingly frequent basis. Except as otherwise noted below, differences between colors are largely cosmetic. All elephpants have the PHP logo on the obverse (left) side. The decoration on the reverse (right) side varies by generation.
Most elephpants can be identified by color and decoration alone. Sometimes identical animals have been produced over multiple generations. The rear tag is the best way of distinguishing between generations.
The elephpant's natural habitat is an work environment, and it is equally comfortable in both “corporate” and “home” offices. They tend to form herds on desks or shelves. Children and pets are often highly attracted to the animals. While the elephpant does not mind the attention of these groups, it can be detrimental to the animals' well-being and elephpant owners often keep the groups separated for their protection, unless they have a large herd.
There is no known limit the the elephpant's range. They have been sighted on multiple continents and may be present in all areas of human habitation.
Sorted by color and date of first appearance.
The original plush elephpant. At least six generations were produced over several years by the French company Nexen, which became part of Alter Way.
Given to attendees at the 2008 PHP Quebec Conference (now ConFoo).
This elephpant was originally intended for attendees at ZendCon 2014. It is based on the Apigility logo which shows a flying elephpant with a rocket strapped to it's back. Because it was thought that the elephpant looked like it was firing a rocket, the Z-Ray elephpant was designed and released instead. Only the prototype of this design was created. It used a lighter color blue than previous elephpants.
This elephpant was given away to attendees at ZendCon 2014. It wears a pair of glasses with red spirals that represent the Z-Ray debugging tool for Zend Server.
The newest edition of the classic blue elephpant. It is produced by OpenGoodies, which succeeded Nexen/Alter Way as the official producer of elephpants.
This edition is distinguished from previous generations by the OpenGoodies logo on the rear tag.
This was the second color released. It was produced alongside the sixth generation of "original" blue elephpants.
The newest edition of the pink elephpant. It is produced by OpenGoodies, which succeeded Nexen/Alter Way as the official producer of elephpants.
This edition is distinguished from the previous edition by the OpenGoodies logo on the rear tag.
The green color matches the Zend Framework logo.
First distributed to attendees at ZendCon 2013.
The elephpant was originally designed for the Sunshine PHP Conference. It was given out to attendees at the conference in 2014 and 2015.
The name MurPHPy was kindly given by the organizers of AmsterdamPHP after facing a multitude of troubles during the packing and shipping stages of the campaign.
This elephpant was released in 2016 and is available for sale from ConFoo.
This elephpant was given away to attendees at the 2016 Dutch PHP Conference.
This elephpant was given away to attendees at ZendCon 2016.
The name ElPHPis was given by the community because of his trademark sideburns.
A true rarity, only one of these elephpants exists in the wild. It was designed by OpenGoodies to celebrate PHP's 20th anniversary on June 8, 2015. After developing the prototype the project was canceled because final production would not be ready in time. The single prototype was put up for auction on Ebay on the day of the anniversary. The auction was won by Zend Technologies co-founder Zeev Suraski.
This is the first elephpant that does not have plush fur. It has a circular disc on the right-rear leg showing the "Official ElePHPant" logo.
This elephpant has its own Twitter account at @gelephpant.
This one-of-a-kind elephpant was handcrafted by V. Fanzutti. It has been offered to the Kenya PHP User Group for their contribution for the 20th HaPHPy Birthday.
Also described as turquoise. This elephpant was given away to attendees at ZendCon 2015.
The PHP logo on the obverse has a "7" included to signify the release of PHP 7.
Several animals that are similar to elephpants, but cannot be catogorized as such, have recently been seen in the wild.
This animal has smaller ears than an elephpant, and tusks. The body of the mammoth consists of both plush fur and longer hair.
Due to a production delay, the mammoths were not available in time for the conference and were instead distributed to TrueNorth PHP attendees primarily through meetups in and around Toronto. The mammoths were released and started shipping to Kickstarter backers in January 2016.
Produced by the HHVM/Hack team at Facebook. It has not been released publicly. It has an HHVM logo in place of the PHP logo.
The pHackyderm has several features that distinguish it from an elephpant including an articulated trunk, robotic eye, and boots.
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Elephpant logo by Vincent Pontier.
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Last Updated: 2016-11-15 03:34:17 UTC